Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.
Well alright then, let 'er rip!
Imagine my SHOCK and AWE when I discovered the non-existence of a wumbo stamp! Well, at least one that my short attention span could find.
So here it is!
I might put some polish on this, but knowing me, I won't, so yeah. 8D;
[Video taken down. Snap! Well, you all know what it's supposed to be, right? ...Right?]
Stamp template: [link]
Edit: Comments disabled since they're all pretty much the same.